WatchPro and the Awkward Art of Hoarding Time
WatchPro stokes my watch hoard: boutique openings, auction thrills and tiny gears-confessions of a compulsive collector who treats restraint as optional. sadly.
Monochrome Watches and the Awkward Art of Pretending to Understand Complications
Wry, embarrassed guide to Monochrome Watches—how to nod at minute repeaters, fake technical smarts, and leave the boutique with a handsome lie on your wrist.
Watches and Other Tiny Tyrannies of the Wrist
A wry tour of wristbound monarchs: watch lore, auctions, care, and how to quietly rebel while your watch judges your life choices like a cat in tweed. Bring tea
Confessions of a Collector of Armour and Awkwardness
A wry, confessional tour of metal obsessions, awkward guests and midnight armour-polishing – honest, hilarious and oddly affectionate about hoarding history.!!!
Antiquorum and the Confessions of a Watch Addict
A watch addict confesses to late-night Antiquorum bids, valuation days, and the ridiculous rituals of collectors—funny, wistful, and oddly informative. Read on.
Revolution and the Watch That Made Me Pretend I Understand Time
A wry confession about buying a flashy watch, pretending to know horology, and how Revolution taught me the jargon that let me bluff my way thru dinner parties.
What Is The Rarest Color Of Agate?
Which agate hue is truly rare? A wry, Sedaris-styled guide to purple, blue, green, dyes, and how not to be conned at the gem table. Laughs, dye scams, regrets!!
Hodinkee and the Watch I Bought to Prove I Was Not a Child
I bought a Hodinkee watch to prove I wasn’t a child; it made me straighter, smug, and oddly sentimental—until I realized adulthood isn’t for sale. A nervous lie
Are Agate Rocks Worth Money?
Curious if that striped rock is a pricey curiosity or cheap paperweight? A wry guide to agate’s value, quirks, buying tips, and why collectors hoard them.Always
What Does Agate Manifest?
Found a striped pebble? A wry, confessional guide to agate—its slow geology, folk lore, and how a tiny banded stone can steady your nerves or annoy your spouse.
